(OT) Dr. Partz puts his hands in your life: Number 203 - The Asshole

In message , Dr. Partz
writes
An asshole isn't something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you, but
there are some important points to be made if you want to get the best from
yours;

1) Hide your asshole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a casually
placed asshole and will take any opportunity to have you part company with
it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a traffic jam.

2) Children find assholes both entertaining and useful, often hiding
stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this behaviour it's
likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned good smack.

3) Remember, with the proper care your asshole may last you a lifetime.
Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to the sun.

5) Your asshole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if you're
affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery.

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz
"Oh you can trust me - I'm a Doctor ..."


This topic arouses so much interest here...
--
Sue ];(

Sue wrote in message ...
In message , Dr. Partz
writes
An asshole isn't something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you, but
there are some important points to be made if you want to get the best from
yours;

1) Hide your asshole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a casually
placed asshole and will take any opportunity to have you part company with
it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a traffic jam.

2) Children find assholes both entertaining and useful, often hiding
stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this behaviour it's
likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned good smack.

3) Remember, with the proper care your asshole may last you a lifetime.
Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to the sun.

5) Your asshole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if you're
affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery.

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz
"Oh you can trust me - I'm a Doctor ..."


This topic arouses so much interest here...

You've clearly got a problem, Sue. If you're THAT aroused by assholes
you should probably have a sex change and become a man!

(Three cheers for Dr. Partz and the rest of the14thdisciple gang!!)

Carl

In message , tm
writes

(Three cheers for Dr. Partz and the rest of the14thdisciple gang!!)

Oh look. Another newbie.
We're pistolpacking harddrinking godfearing folk in here, Putz, and we
don't stand lightly for lameass wannabee alt.bible trolls invading our
private Usenet heaven. If John Perry Barlow or Terd Fartingmore or
someone even less well known don't consider you a gifted trouble-maker
you ain't much use to us. Best saddle up you google and ride on outen
here before you get called a dweeb.

You must be from Ass Hole, Wyoming?

Them cowboys out there sure can drop more names in one post than all the
rest of us drop in a year.
Don't guess they've ever even met a real troublemaker though, not like
Bert and that smoothie that keeps repeating hisself.
--
Sue C]

In message , Olaf
Timandahaff writes

The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."

spplrrrt wipes beer off screen
I haven't heard that one before pardner, seems coarse enough for the
office humour network.
--
Sue ];(