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How Schattie got his second nickname. Why we call him "Trunky".

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Old June 15th 16, 05:18 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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Default How Schattie got his second nickname. Why we call him "Trunky".

This post, titled "Boozing it up in Seattle and the Rape of a Large Anus", explains it all!

So tell us ROGER WILLIAMS, how is it you know SO MUCH about prison life,
SO MUCH of the prison terminology, SO MUCH about homosexuality in
prison, So MUCH about perversion, rape, and sodomy?

Easy. I used to work with a large handful of ex-cons who did time in
Walpole, Massachusetts. Walpole is one of America's toughest prisons, but
certainly not atypical of state prisons across America.

We used to talk about all kinds of things. Sports, politics, even
prison life. After all, people on the outisde (me, for example) don't know
very much about what goes in the pen. The anecdotes were generally very
colorful, and painted a clear picture of what a fat, socially inept ass
pirate like Schattie Abraham would encounter in jail.

Schattie's two biggest concerns in jail will be caused by being anally
violated repeatedly. The two biggest health risks are AIDS (of course) and
something colloquially known as "trunk butt". An inmate can develop trunk
butt after his rectal canal has been so abused, that the rectal lining
gets so bruised and stretched out that it slides backwards out of the
anus. It's said to look like an elephant's trunk, ergo, "trunk butt".

Unless the correctional officers allow Schattie to wear a titanium
chastity belt in the pen, he's at an enormous risk for getting trunk
butt once he goes to jail. Naturally, we're all very concerned for him.

It looks like you have much expertise in these areas. What a ****ing
low-life, low-income, second class scum citizen looser. Go crawl back
under your rock, looser.

"Low-income". Now that's priceless. I earn more in one week than
Schattie Abraham has earned in the past six months. Perhaps Schattie would
earn more money being paid $2 a day to make license plates. At any rate,
all we have to do is wait around for the inevitable, Ms. Pac Man.

Say, once he goes up the river, will you be allowed conjugal visits
with Schattie? We'll see who's really "looser" then, won't we?

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Old June 15th 16, 05:47 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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