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Old August 20th 18, 11:15 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 7:32:38 PM UTC-4, Harvard Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get him through.


A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string
of sausages.


Schattie's asshole is so stretched out, he uses a tunnel boring machine as a dildo!
 




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