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Old November 17th 04, 12:50 PM
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"Skirecr2" wrote in message
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There was actually a very good movie about a gay guy and a lesbian who,
thrown together through some circumstance, fell in love.


Only in the movies

Regardless of what Jerry Falwell might have you believe, ones orientation
doesn't switch, regardless of whom one is *thrown together* with.
I know these things, luv.


What about that movie "star" that mowed the lawn with that comedian then
went nuts then married that guy? There's one.


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Old November 17th 04, 04:09 PM
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In article , skirecr2
@aol.com says...
inMessage-id:

There was actually a very good movie about a gay guy and a lesbian who,
thrown together through some circumstance, fell in love.


Only in the movies

Regardless of what Jerry Falwell might have you believe, ones orientation
doesn't switch, regardless of whom one is *thrown together* with.
I know these things, luv.

That's not true. There is a "polarity-reversing" protocol that will do
the trick. For a large fee, I'll reveal it on a one-time basis. Michael
Jackson was one of the early subjects, back when the side effects were
not well-controlled. But we've got it perfected now.

;-)

Rick
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Old November 18th 04, 10:50 PM
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Skirecr2 wrote:

Bev wrote:

There was actually a very good movie about a gay guy and a lesbian who,
thrown together through some circumstance, fell in love.


Only in the movies


There's something wrong with that? Would you want to watch a movie
about your own life?

Regardless of what Jerry Falwell might have you believe, ones orientation
doesn't switch, regardless of whom one is *thrown together* with.
I know these things, luv.


So how do you explain bisexuality (bisexualism?)? Perhaps they were
both previously-undiscovered bi*s.

BTW- where did the guy "Bulk Mayonnaise" come from? Costco?


Hope not, I have two within bicycling distance.

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