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Old December 27th 20, 05:10 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 17:13:02 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 3:55:37 PM UTC-8, wrote:
[Default] On Tue, 22 Dec 2020 16:43:13 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:


Don't watch many action flicks, eh?

Seen them all. Love Bruce Willis.


Bruce would think you are a cowardly asshole.


Cow pies. I would slap Bruce silly for making wussy movies. I did
like, "Death Wish," especially when he drops a car on some dumbass. I
only wish I was doing it and you were the dumbass.

Scores of times. Hollywood stuntmen think it is easy.

Road apples. Stunt men won't do it.


Geez, then why have I seen it at least twenty times in various movies?


Caughtyoulyingagain. Name one movie.

Road apples. Bet you are picking some up to make pie. Idiot.


And of course, I think you are lying your ass off, you're
too much of a coward to even try.

Done it many times. I was trained to do it at Fort Campbell, home of
the Air Assault. Look it up.


I would be delighted to look up your service record. ID, E-5 Huggies? Change your diapers.

Bull****.
The truth and the whole truth.

Bull**** and the whole diaper.
No, I think someone was way behind the lines, idiot. Just like you.
My MOS was 25A, Combat Communications Electronics Officer.
Note that the first word is, "Combat."

Officers have their rank on their shoulders, while
enlisted men have their rank on their sleeves half way between the
shoulder and the elbow.
A. Mother worked for the military for fifteen years.

That was at Coronado. A Navy base. That barely counts as military.


Six at Fifth Army Headquarters. South side of Chicago. Look it up,
idiot. I'd love to hear you tell a SEAL that his service barely counts.


You wouldn't know what a SEAL is. My DI was a Green Beret. I trained
at Fort Lewis with Black Berets, Army Rangers. I also trained at Fort
Campbell, Air Assault, and Fort Bragg, Special Forces, and also Fort
Benning, Airborne Infantry.


YOUR service barely counts, reservist. What a coward! What an idiot!!!

And she was a barracks whore who sold herself for five bucks at a
jump.


Your mother trained her well, but my mom was smart enough to
raise her price. Didn't charge two bits like your momma.


My momma was a saint and a virgin.

I worked on base. Idiot. I know enough to spot your bull****, idiot.

You were a ten year old boy who cut grass, Trunky.


Wrong again, dumb****. Never cut a blade on base.


On previous posts you claimed you cut grass at Coronado. Were you
lying then, or now? Not that it makes any difference, you're always
lying, Trunky.

B. And I didn't dodge the draft. Period.

You went to Canada. Peeeeriiod.


Idiot, I never visited Canada until long after the war was over.
But at least I can go to Canada once covid is over. You can
never visit again. Indeed, I was on the phone to Whistler
today talking about how strange this year is, will be going back
as soon as I can get over the border. In your case, NEVER!!!!!!


Liar

The only thing Nixon did I approved of was end the draft,

I agree with that, too. And I think you should write your
congressperson to stop draft registration..
two weeks before my physical. Speaking of dodging,
where's that ID, Mr. Hero? Change your diapers.

If I reveal my secret identity my family could be harmed.


It is not going to harm your family to find out what a
disgusting, despicable, perverted freak you are.


They already know that. I don't have to make up lies.

But look it up. First name Walter, middle name Mitty, last name
Horvath.

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