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#1
December 17th 20, 03:49 PM
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The twelve days of Trunkmas
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert. On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (moving on) On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me, Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things, four used passes three bent poles two broken skis, and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (keep it moving) On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken poles and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (and bring it home) On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me twelve liars lying eleven dumb****s blowing ten crackheads smoking nine faggots dancing eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. Merry Christmas God Bless Us All ____________________________________________ Horvath This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Support the military, or else. 
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#2
December 19th 20, 01:47 AM
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The twelve days of Trunkmas
On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me A used diaper from his friend Bert. On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (moving on) On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me, Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things, four used passes three bent poles two broken skis, and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (keep it moving) On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken poles and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (and bring it home) On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me twelve liars lying eleven dumb****s blowing ten crackheads smoking nine faggots dancing eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. Merry Christmas God Bless Us All ____________________________________________ It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey medley. Just a couple of lines so far: Bertie-pervertie sodomized me He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy There's going to be a line "glans across the water" that I have to work in somehow.
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#3
December 20th 20, 03:08 AM
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The twelve days of Trunkmas
[Default] On Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:47:12 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap: On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, wrote: On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me A used diaper from his friend Bert. On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (moving on) On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me, Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things, four used passes three bent poles two broken skis, and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (keep it moving) On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken poles and a used diaper from his friend Bert. (and bring it home) On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me twelve liars lying eleven dumb****s blowing ten crackheads smoking nine faggots dancing eight cowards hiding seven jars of mayo six sheep a laying fiiiiive Canadian things four used passes three bent poles two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert. Merry Christmas God Bless Us All ____________________________________________ It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey medley. Just a couple of lines so far: Bertie-pervertie sodomized me He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy There's going to be a line "glans across the water" that I have to work in somehow. Sorry, kind villager. But you'll never have the gift. Merry Christmas God Bless Us All ____________________________________________ Horvath This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Support the military, or else.
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