Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world

Personally, I think Alta locals are the biggest assholes in the ski world.
They push, they shove, they think they own God's powder and Forest Service
land. Arrogant, entitled, deluded about their importance and the quality of
the ski area, insecure so they have to identify with the place, the epitome
of the narcissitic ski area local.
Any other nominations?

On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:32:18 -0800, scottabe
wrote:

they think they own God's powder

That's a new one. Very original. Thanks!

I'll be sure to add it to the "Fatass Dumbass Random Insult Generator"
data base ASAP:

http://www.xmission.com/~hound/astro/fatass/fatass.htm

-Astro

in article , AstroPax at
wrote on 2/21/04 2:49 PM:

On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:32:18 -0800, scottabe
wrote:

they think they own God's powder

That's a new one. Very original. Thanks!

Is that the first time you've heard it?
You really are completely devoid of insight, aren't you?

I'll be sure to add it to the "Fatass Dumbass Random Insult Generator"
data base ASAP:

http://www.xmission.com/~hound/astro/fatass/fatass.htm


Only a fatass dumbass would put a sick page like that together.
What an asshole!
Thanks again for proving that Alta has the biggest Assholes in skiing,
Assholepax!

in article
cGhhdHBoaWw=.dea8f9c3919f9263a2d21fa518a8e17f@1077 415281.nulluser.com, Karl
with a K at wrote on 2/21/04 6:01 PM:

scottabe wrote:

they think they own God's powder and Forest Service
land.

Why do you care?

Why don't you care?

You can't ski it any how.

Have skied it, will continue to ski it. What does that have to do with a
misplaced sense of entitlement on the part of Alta Assholes?

As far as the rankings
on assholedom, you've got the title hands down, freak.

In your sick world, honest and decent men who tell the truth are assholes,
eh, while stalking psychopathic liars aren't. As I was saying about Alta
Assholes?

Why don't
you go trolling on the street corner where you belong?

I prefer trolling Alta Assholes. Just hooked your dumb**** ass. Alta
Assholes are so easy to troll. Especially with a Texas accent.
"Hey, y'all wanna show me where to get the real goods?"

Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after
they opened the High Traverse. He ran into me, he took a lovely fall
waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly. He cussed
his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****. Like the
Alta Asshole he is, he ran. Just like you run and hide, asshole.

In article ,
scottabe wrote:

Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after
they opened the High Traverse.

"tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill.

He ran into me,

He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight...

he took a lovely fall
waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly.

You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill.

He cussed
his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****.

From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd
mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your
fat ass?

Like the
Alta Asshole he is, he ran.

So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff,
Rambo.

I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick.

Dave

vern93 wrote:

In article ,
scottabe wrote:

Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after
they opened the High Traverse.

"tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill.

He ran into me,

He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight...

he took a lovely fall
waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly.

You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill.

He cussed
his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****.

From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd
mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your
fat ass?

Like the
Alta Asshole he is, he ran.

So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff,
Rambo.

I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick.

No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father
reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his
kid?

--
Cheers, Bev
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the
little children jump up and down and run around yelling and
screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks." --Emo

in article , vern93
at wrote on 2/21/04 7:59 PM:

In article ,
scottabe wrote:

Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after
they opened the High Traverse.

"tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill.

You have no idea, do you? So you make something up.

He ran into me,

He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight...

Did I say that? No. But don't let reality stop you from lying again,
asshole.

he took a lovely fall
waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly.

You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill.

You really enjoy lying, don't you, you sick stalking freak? Make up some
more, willya?

He cussed
his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****.

From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd
mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your
fat ass?

Like you lie your sick ass off from the safety of your computer, while
hiding your identity like the gutless coward you are?

Like the
Alta Asshole he is, he ran.

So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff,
Rambo.

You get your jollies lying and defaming, eh, gutless?

I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick.

I'll bet you're a cowardly stalking pathological liar, Dick. Same old, same
old: a stalking freak lying and defaming while hiding like the gutless bitch
he is.
Stop stalking, Dave. Stop lying, Dave.
Might as well ask you to stop breathing.

in article , The Real Bev at
wrote on 2/21/04 8:25 PM:

vern93 wrote:

In article ,
scottabe wrote:

Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after
they opened the High Traverse.

"tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill.

He ran into me,

He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight...

he took a lovely fall
waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly.

You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill.

He cussed
his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****.

From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd
mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your
fat ass?

Like the
Alta Asshole he is, he ran.

So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff,
Rambo.

I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick.

No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father
reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his
kid?

One asshole tells a sick lie, and vile liar picks up on the lie and repeats
it.
Wouldn't it be funny if Bev and Dave got consciences, stopped lying, stopped
defaming, apologized for being pathological liars, etc?
These sick ****s now have me crippling a little kid, instead of what really
happened, me teaching some manners to an Alta Asshole.
How sick can these sick ****s get?
Dave, take up skiing. You belong at Alta: you're they're kind of asshole.

"The Real Bev" wrote in message
...


No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father
reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his
kid?

Except for I know for a fact that the mere thought of the high traverse
would leave our resident brother raper shaking in his ill fitting boots.

in article , pigo at
wrote on 2/21/04 9:01 PM:


"The Real Bev" wrote in message
...


No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father
reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his
kid?

Except for I know for a fact that the mere thought of the high traverse
would leave our resident brother raper shaking in his ill fitting boots.


Sheeeeeit. I've been on the High Traverse scores of times.
I know for a fact that the mere thought of calling me a brother raper in
person has Bob Thompson shaking in his boots, ****ing his pants, and
screaming "Don't hurt me, big Buddha. I'm sorry I'm such a pathetic,
miserable lying piece of crap, dog doo under your shoes."