King William I of America.

Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in
his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom, for at
least the third time since his first visit as a mere humble student way back
in 1969. He returned as much as exactly thirty years later, in 1999, as the
very first and so far only sitting US president. Now he has just left our
country after being here for the third time (at least), and he was once
again treated as pure royalty. He has had lunch with King Harald V and
almost our entire royal family at the Royal Castle in central Oslo, and
dinner with our Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik on an old, beautiful
farm by a lake just outside our capital. No American politician has been so
popular here since the days of president John F: Kennedy, who BTW was also
nearly royal, but JFK was never here. In fact, Clinton was in an interview
asked by one of our most popular talkshow hosts if he would please consider
reelection, to run for the presidency again! So, now American King William I
is officially Viceroy of Norway, well, almost, we still have our "Prince of
Wales", Crown Prince Håkon Magnus, who once will become King Håkon VIII of
Norway. Here are some suggestions for suitable songs for both the former
Clinton and the current GWB administrations:
Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair).
Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton).
Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.)
"Fools rush in (where angels fear to tread)" (Rumsfeld&US Army vs. Clinton,
Chirac&Schrøder).
Barry McGui "Eve of Destruction" (GWB&Blair).
Frank Sinatra: "My Way" (Clinton).
Tina Charles: "I love to love" (Clinton).
McGuinness Flint: "When I´m dead and gone" (JFK&Elvis).
ABBA: "Waterloo" (GWB). (No, not a WC, but a town in Belgium, where Emperor
Napoleon alias GWB met his fate and final defeat).
ABBA: "The winner takes it all (The loser standing small)" (Clinton vs.
GWB).
And surely many, many more..................
BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money
on Clinton, there, too.................
His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton
is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete
turnoff.
And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!!

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in
his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom...

It was my fondest dream that once he was out of office I would never
hear his name or see his bulbous red nose again. Same for Hillary.
Fool that I was, of course, I should have known that it was never to be.

But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse
ancestors. You let him visit three times without, um, doing something
about it? For shame.

--
Cheers,
Bev
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"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do.
They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy,
they'd have indoor plumbing by now." -- Ann Coulter

On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:45:35 -0800, The Real Bev
wrote:


It was my fondest dream that once he was out of office I would never
hear his name or see his bulbous red nose again. Same for Hillary.
Fool that I was, of course, I should have known that it was never to be.

But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse
ancestors. You let him visit three times without, um, doing something
about it? For shame.

Jackass. Learn what he is doing in Norway before you rag on it.

JT
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Ted Waldron wrote:

On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The Real Bev"
wrote:

But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse
ancestors.

That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to your
political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun.

Why should I like Quisling and who is Knut Hamsun?

My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16.

My great grandparents came before their children were born and settled
in South Dakota. Core dump complete.

--
Cheers,
Bev
--------------------------------------------
There is no such thing as a foolproof device
because fools are so ingenious.

Norway had a similar heroe to our President Clinton. His name was
Vidkin Quisling... Just kidding... Let's try to keep politics off the
newsgroup as we've gone down that road before with very poor
results...

Jay Tegeder
"On the podium if the right people don't show up!" JT


"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote in message ...
Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in
his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom, for at
least the third time since his first visit as a mere humble student way back
in 1969. He returned as much as exactly thirty years later, in 1999, as the
very first and so far only sitting US president. Now he has just left our
country after being here for the third time (at least), and he was once
again treated as pure royalty. He has had lunch with King Harald V and
almost our entire royal family at the Royal Castle in central Oslo, and
dinner with our Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik on an old, beautiful
farm by a lake just outside our capital. No American politician has been so
popular here since the days of president John F: Kennedy, who BTW was also
nearly royal, but JFK was never here. In fact, Clinton was in an interview
asked by one of our most popular talkshow hosts if he would please consider
reelection, to run for the presidency again! So, now American King William I
is officially Viceroy of Norway, well, almost, we still have our "Prince of
Wales", Crown Prince Håkon Magnus, who once will become King Håkon VIII of
Norway. Here are some suggestions for suitable songs for both the former
Clinton and the current GWB administrations:
Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair).
Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton).
Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.)
"Fools rush in (where angels fear to tread)" (Rumsfeld&US Army vs. Clinton,
Chirac&Schrøder).
Barry McGui "Eve of Destruction" (GWB&Blair).
Frank Sinatra: "My Way" (Clinton).
Tina Charles: "I love to love" (Clinton).
McGuinness Flint: "When I´m dead and gone" (JFK&Elvis).
ABBA: "Waterloo" (GWB). (No, not a WC, but a town in Belgium, where Emperor
Napoleon alias GWB met his fate and final defeat).
ABBA: "The winner takes it all (The loser standing small)" (Clinton vs.
GWB).
And surely many, many more..................
BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money
on Clinton, there, too.................
His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton
is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete
turnoff.
And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!!

Sven Golly wrote:

(John Forrest Tomlinson) wrote in
:


Jackass. Learn what he is doing in Norway before you rag on it.


Bitez-moi. There is NOTHING Clinton could do anywhere that wouldn't
be all about Clinton and not much else.

Well, he did manage to charm a lot of newspaper reporters this time,
even people that started their report with how they were determined to
dislike him.

Crusading for HIV/AIDS victims in Africa isn't a very hard sell
hereabouts (he got about $25 mill from our Prime Minister), besides we
loved to read about that US high school student who was expelled for a
few days for wearing a condom-covered costume for Halloween. NOT.

Terje

--
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"almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching"

Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair).
Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton).
Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.)

....
George Michael: "I Want Your Sex" (Clinton & Lewinsky & Flowers & on &
on)

BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money
on Clinton, there, too.................

Wha ?! Let's take the road marathon is an example. Bush is at the line
in something like 3:35. Clinton got sidetracked at the Burger King,
spontaneously started campaigning & sadly never finished a marathon !

His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton
is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete
turnoff.
And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!!

Are you a chick ? Now we know the criteria your countrymen use for
crowning a false prince.

"Ted Waldron" wrote in message
...
On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The
Real Bev"
wrote:

But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own
Norse
ancestors.


That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to
your
political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun.


Ted

My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16.

Wow! That's pretty scary. I think it was my great grand mother that came
to Minnesota from Norway. Kenyon is the town, near Fairbault (sp?).

Well said, son!

And how long have you been in 7th grade?


on 11/6/03 09:34, CurtisLemay wrote:

Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:


Tell ya what, dumbass.

1.) Bush is in helluva lot better shape than that big mac munchin'
cigar suckin' Pink Puffer. 2.) Why don't you vote for the ****head,
wait you can't, shows you how much your opinion counts. If that
asshole had been doing his job, we wouldn't have to be doing all this
**** now. You so-called intellectuals keep overlooking that.

The Real Bev wrote:

Ted Waldron wrote:

On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The Real Bev"
wrote:


But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse
ancestors.

That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to your
political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun.


Why should I like Quisling and who is Knut Hamsun?


My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16.


My great grandparents came before their children were born and settled
in South Dakota. Core dump complete.

Whoopie! We're all immigrants. Even those of us who happened to cross
the Bering Sea a few thou ago. All immigrants. Everybody came for the
opportunity to raise their children in a land where the snow was always
good, the weather crisp and clear, and the slopes un-tracked. Oh, and
where there was enough to eat.