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  #11  
Old August 25th 09, 07:55 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off.


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass, so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey. *A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.

The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can notice...

LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. Took some classes on tuning. I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie.

This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
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  #12  
Old August 25th 09, 08:13 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha[_2_]
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Posts: 2,075
Default Waxing workbench

On Aug 25, 12:55*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off.


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass, so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey. *A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.


The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can notice....


LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. *Took some classes on tuning. *I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. *You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. *Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie.


I agree. I know what I am talking about, you stupid, ignorant,
pathetic freak.

This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.


Actually,this is about an insane stalking wack job making a complete
fool of himself for the second time in one day, you insane stalking
wack job. Then ignoring making a complete fool out of himself and
making himself look even more like an insane stalking wack job fool,
Weasel Baker.
Thanks for ****ing yourself on command, Nutcase.
  #13  
Old August 25th 09, 08:19 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Posts: 3,864
Default Waxing workbench

In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Aug 25, 12:55*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off.


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass, so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey. *A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.


The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can notice...


LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. *Took some classes on tuning. *I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. *You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. *Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie.


I agree. I know what I am talking about, you stupid, ignorant,
pathetic freak.

This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.


Actually,this is about an insane stalking wack job making a complete
fool of himself for the second time in one day, you insane stalking
wack job. Then ignoring making a complete fool out of himself and
making himself look even more like an insane stalking wack job fool,
Weasel Baker.
Thanks for ****ing yourself on command, Nutcase.


Scottie: we all know why you're doing this. You're in pain because your
life is a failure and no one will talk to you about skiing anymore even
in here.

So you need to lash out; I get it.

But the fact of the matter is that when it comes to what good skiers can
and cannot feel, you have no frame of reference.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
  #14  
Old August 25th 09, 08:32 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha[_2_]
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Posts: 2,075
Default Waxing workbench

On Aug 25, 1:19*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 12:55*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off.


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass, so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey.. *A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.


The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can notice...


LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. *Took some classes on tuning. *I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. *You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. *Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie.


I agree. *I know what I am talking about, you stupid, ignorant,
pathetic freak.


This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.


Actually,this is about an insane stalking wack job making a complete
fool of himself for the second time in one day, you insane stalking
wack job. *Then ignoring making a complete fool out of himself and
making himself look even more like an insane stalking wack job fool,
Weasel Baker.
Thanks for ****ing yourself on command, Nutcase.


Scottie: we all know why you're doing this. You're in pain because your
life is a failure and no one will talk to you about skiing anymore even
in here.


Nobody will talk skiing with me in here? Are you completely out of
touch with reality? Rocker thread, dumb****, then admit you are
insane. Or notice that YOU and Dickless Horvath are talking skiing
with me right now, Weasel.
You really are insane, Baker. We know why YOU are stalking me, for
sure. Because you are mentally ill, I know it, and I refuse to take
your crap.

So you need to lash out; I get it.

Go look in the mirror, you insane wack job. As pure a case of
projection as I have ever seen. You are making a complete fool of
yourself, having the process of you pulling down your pants in public
clearly explained to you, and you try to play shrink.

But the fact of the matter is that when it comes to what good skiers can
and cannot feel, you have no frame of reference.


The fact of the matter is that when it comes to what sane people can
and cannot discern, you have no frame of reference. But here is a
clue, you incredibly ignorant asshole: you have never seen me ski.
If you had the balls to show up at Whistler, you could have. I have
over a thousand days on the hill. You are making a statement of fact
that I am such a crappy skier that I can't tell the difference between
turtle wax and ski wax. Which is insane.
Here is another clue. I have three separate wax ranges in my
collection and wax according to the expected snow temp, and I sure as
hell can tell the difference. Just like I can tell the difference
between reality and delusion, and you don't have a ****ing clue.
Facts, you deranged coward. Real life. Reality. Once again, you
show you are insane. Holy ****, you're claiming you have to be an
expert to tell the difference between Turtle Wax and ski wax?
Are you out of your ****ing mind?
Oooops, forgot. Of course you are. Go **** yourself again.
  #15  
Old August 25th 09, 08:42 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Posts: 3,864
Default Waxing workbench

In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Aug 25, 1:19*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 12:55*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do
not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people
had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to
protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off.


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass,
so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey.
*A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to
the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.


The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can
notice...


LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. *Took some classes on tuning. *I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. *You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. *Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie.


I agree. *I know what I am talking about, you stupid, ignorant,
pathetic freak.


This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.


Actually,this is about an insane stalking wack job making a complete
fool of himself for the second time in one day, you insane stalking
wack job. *Then ignoring making a complete fool out of himself and
making himself look even more like an insane stalking wack job fool,
Weasel Baker.
Thanks for ****ing yourself on command, Nutcase.


Scottie: we all know why you're doing this. You're in pain because your
life is a failure and no one will talk to you about skiing anymore even
in here.


Nobody will talk skiing with me in here? Are you completely out of
touch with reality? Rocker thread, dumb****, then admit you are
insane. Or notice that YOU and Dickless Horvath are talking skiing
with me right now, Weasel.
You really are insane, Baker. We know why YOU are stalking me, for
sure. Because you are mentally ill, I know it, and I refuse to take
your crap.


I'm talking skiing with you because you lashed out and I have some
compassion.

;-)


So you need to lash out; I get it.

Go look in the mirror, you insane wack job. As pure a case of
projection as I have ever seen. You are making a complete fool of
yourself, having the process of you pulling down your pants in public
clearly explained to you, and you try to play shrink.


That's it, Scottie: get it all out.


But the fact of the matter is that when it comes to what good skiers can
and cannot feel, you have no frame of reference.


The fact of the matter is that when it comes to what sane people can
and cannot discern, you have no frame of reference. But here is a
clue, you incredibly ignorant asshole: you have never seen me ski.


I have actually. Deer Valley. There's a MPG that was floating around on
the net.

If you had the balls to show up at Whistler, you could have. I have
over a thousand days on the hill. You are making a statement of fact
that I am such a crappy skier that I can't tell the difference between
turtle wax and ski wax. Which is insane.
Here is another clue. I have three separate wax ranges in my
collection and wax according to the expected snow temp, and I sure as
hell can tell the difference. Just like I can tell the difference
between reality and delusion, and you don't have a ****ing clue.
Facts, you deranged coward. Real life. Reality. Once again, you
show you are insane. Holy ****, you're claiming you have to be an
expert to tell the difference between Turtle Wax and ski wax?
Are you out of your ****ing mind?
Oooops, forgot. Of course you are. Go **** yourself again.


Yes, Scottie. You can tell the difference when your skis have the
completely wrong wax. Very good!

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
  #16  
Old August 25th 09, 09:03 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha[_2_]
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Posts: 2,075
Default Waxing workbench

On Aug 25, 1:42*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,





*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 1:19*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 12:55*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:15*am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,


*twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 25, 4:18*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:33 -0700 (PDT), RogueIT
wrote this crap:


I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do
not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people
had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.


Thanks,
Rogue


First of all. *Wax your skis after you ski. *The wax is to
protect
your base. *On the first run your wax is all rubbed off..


You're confusing ski wax with the bikini wax you use on your ass,
so
Bubba doesn't complain that boning you is like ****ing a monkey.
*A
very ugly monkey. *Bev Ashley ugly.
Damn, you're an ignorant dumb****


Knowing that, you should realize that wax is not important to
the
actual skiing. *I have always used Turtle Wax and never had any
problems. *Wax on. *Wax off.


You'd have problems if you were a good enough skier to notice the
difference.


Now *this* is funny.


The terminal intermediate telling anyone what a good skier can
notice...


LOL


Geez, Baker, I've been tuning my own and those of my friends for over
twenty years. *Took some classes on tuning. *I've even helped out in
my local shop during busy season, and the pros seem to think I know
what I am doing. *You stupid, ignorant, pathetic freak. *Embarassed
again.


This is about whether you know how to put wax on the ski, Scottie..


I agree. *I know what I am talking about, you stupid, ignorant,
pathetic freak.


This is about the terminal intermediate telling others what good skiers
can notice.


Actually,this is about an insane stalking wack job making a complete
fool of himself for the second time in one day, you insane stalking
wack job. *Then ignoring making a complete fool out of himself and
making himself look even more like an insane stalking wack job fool,
Weasel Baker.
Thanks for ****ing yourself on command, Nutcase.


Scottie: we all know why you're doing this. You're in pain because your
life is a failure and no one will talk to you about skiing anymore even
in here.


Nobody will talk skiing with me in here? *Are you completely out of
touch with reality? *Rocker thread, dumb****, then admit you are
insane. *Or notice that YOU and Dickless Horvath are talking skiing
with me right now, Weasel.
You really are insane, Baker. *We know why YOU are stalking me, for
sure. *Because you are mentally ill, I know it, and I refuse to take
your crap.


I'm talking skiing with you because you lashed out and I have some
compassion.

;-)


When the facts intrude on Alan Baker's insane delusions, he ignores
the facts. Again.
You are insane. Get help.



So you need to lash out; I get it.


Go look in the mirror, you insane wack job. As pure a case of
projection as I have ever seen. *You are making a complete fool of
yourself, having the process of you pulling down your pants in public
clearly explained to you, and you try to play shrink.


That's it, Scottie: get it all out.


You surely are getting all of your dumb**** fool out today, Baker.
Take your meds.



But the fact of the matter is that when it comes to what good skiers can
and cannot feel, you have no frame of reference.


The fact of the matter is that when it comes to what sane people can
and cannot discern, you have no frame of reference. *But here is a
clue, you incredibly ignorant asshole: *you have never seen me ski.


I have actually. Deer Valley. There's a MPG that was floating around on
the net.


From thirteen years ago or so. You have no frame of reference. You
have never seen me ski. Period. Real life. Facts. Reality. You
are insane.

If you had the balls to show up at Whistler, you could have. *I have
over a thousand days on the hill. *You are making a statement of fact
that I am such a crappy skier that I can't tell the difference between
turtle wax and ski wax. *Which is insane.
Here is another clue. *I have three separate wax ranges in my
collection and wax according to the expected snow temp, and I sure as
hell can tell the difference. *Just like I can tell the difference
between reality and delusion, and you don't have a ****ing clue.
Facts, you deranged coward. *Real life. *Reality. *Once again, you
show you are insane. *Holy ****, you're claiming you have to be an
expert to tell the difference between Turtle Wax and ski wax?
Are you out of your ****ing mind?
Oooops, forgot. *Of course you are. *Go **** yourself again.


Yes, Scottie. You can tell the difference when your skis have the
completely wrong wax. Very good!


You are insane. You just made a complete and total fool out of
yourself, contradicted yourself, and admitted you were wrong. And you
are too ****ing stupid to know it. Take your meds, Weasel Boy.
  #17  
Old August 25th 09, 10:00 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha[_2_]
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Posts: 2,075
Default Waxing workbench

On Aug 24, 11:17*am, RogueIT wrote:
I like to wax my skis in the middle of the trip and often I do not
have a place to work.
Can you all tell me what you put your skis on to wax them?
I have seen stands and clamps, but didn't know if some people had a
MacGyver type workbench they throw together.

Thanks,
Rogue


Forgot to mention that many hotels, condos, motels and the like have
ski storage rooms that include a work bench where you can wax skis.
Easy to poach one of those rooms if your establishment doesn't offer
the service.

Two Buddha

Vail: Where the snow waxes your skis for you
  #18  
Old October 5th 09, 01:50 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Doonks
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another thread destroyed by insanity
  #19  
Old October 5th 09, 04:47 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Norm
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"Doonks" wrote in message
...
another thread destroyed by insanity


Perfect example. Use your killfile. My newsreader shows 7 articles in this
thread, every one of them on topic. Some more interesting and helpful than
others but every one on topic. When I read your response I had a look at
Google Groups and it shows 18. (Mon Morning 9:30PST) No need to read them,
there won't be anyting in there I haven't seen before.

Need just a little more help?

Highlight but do not open offending message
Click MESSAGE - BLOCK SENDER
You will be given an option to remove existing messages from that sender.
Say Yes.

Wasn't that easy? You never have to see that **** again. Above is for
Outlook Express, most other readers have similar. Its there for a reason.
Use it and this becomes a more sane place. Goes quiet in the summer but then
so do I.

HTH
HAND


  #20  
Old October 5th 09, 05:00 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bob F
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Norm wrote:
"Doonks" wrote in message
...
another thread destroyed by insanity


Perfect example. Use your killfile. My newsreader shows 7 articles in
this thread, every one of them on topic. Some more interesting and
helpful than others but every one on topic.


I saw 6 where you saw 7. It sure would be nice if the remaining enablers
killfiled him.


 




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