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  #141  
Old May 9th 08, 09:37 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harry Weiner
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On Fri, 9 May 2008 10:34:04 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

On May 9, 9:03*am, BrritSki wrote:
Richard Henry wrote:


There's a big difference between "Don't ski moguls" and "Can't ski moguls".


I could never understand people that boasted of being good in the
bumps.


Because most people CAN'T ski moguls.

I'm pretty good at the chairlift part of skiing, but I don't
brag about it.


I'm really good and going down the hills really, really fast, and
doing a hockey stop at the bottom, and spraying snow on everyone in
line for the chair lift.


Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.



I can drink more beer than you. I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.




My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."
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  #142  
Old May 9th 08, 10:17 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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On May 9, 2:37*pm, Harry wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2008 10:34:04 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

On May 9, 9:03*am, BrritSki wrote:
Richard Henry wrote:
There's a big difference between "Don't ski moguls" and "Can't ski moguls".


I could never understand people that boasted of being good in the
bumps.


Because most people CAN'T ski moguls.

I'm pretty good at the chairlift part of skiing, but I don't
brag about it.


I'm really good and going down the hills really, really fast, and
doing a hockey stop at the bottom, and spraying snow on everyone in
line for the chair lift.

Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.


I can drink more beer than you. *I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.


An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.
  #143  
Old May 9th 08, 10:58 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harry Weiner
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Default My snowbanks

On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:


Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.


I can drink more beer than you. *I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.


An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.


Ha Ha Ha! The challenge is ON! "Any time, any place!"







My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."
  #144  
Old May 9th 08, 11:02 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harry Weiner
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On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:36:35 -0700, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:


Some people, like my daughter, do actually like it, and are bloody good at it
too. It's a difficult skill to master, even if it's not something you want to
do yourself. Takes all sorts...


Bumps are one of my favorite things about skiing. There is little that connects
you closer to the flow of the mountain than a good bump run. It is truly a
dance. My current challenge is to get to the same point on a snowboard.



MY current challenge is to introduce all snowboarders to a new sport,
called, "waterboarding."





My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."
  #145  
Old May 10th 08, 12:30 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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On May 9, 3:58*pm, Harry wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:



Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.


I can drink more beer than you. *I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.


An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.


Ha Ha Ha! *The challenge is ON! *"Any time, any place!"

I'm enjoying a Karl Strauss Amber Lager in a frozen mug right now,
with a Hebrew National Kosher Beef Dog on the side.

  #146  
Old May 10th 08, 12:49 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Yabahoobs
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On May 9, 5:30 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On May 9, 3:58 pm, Harry wrote: On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:


Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.


I can drink more beer than you. I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.


An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.


Ha Ha Ha! The challenge is ON! "Any time, any place!"


I'm enjoying a Karl Strauss Amber Lager in a frozen mug right now,
with a Hebrew National Kosher Beef Dog on the side.


Nathans is better.
  #147  
Old May 10th 08, 12:49 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harry Weiner
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Posts: 690
Default My snowbanks

On Fri, 9 May 2008 17:30:56 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.


Ha Ha Ha! *The challenge is ON! *"Any time, any place!"

I'm enjoying a Karl Strauss Amber Lager in a frozen mug right now,
with a Hebrew National Kosher Beef Dog on the side.



Too-shay! I'm drinking a Labatt's Blue, in a Hooter's can cooler.
I'm washing it down with Captain Morgan's Rum. A drink suitable for a
mighty Hungarian warrior.




My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."
  #148  
Old May 10th 08, 01:17 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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On May 9, 5:49*pm, Yabahoobs wrote:
On May 9, 5:30 pm, Richard Henry wrote:

On May 9, 3:58 pm, Harry wrote: On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:17:38 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:


Sometimes I brag about the beer-drinking part, though.


I can drink more beer than you. *I'm having a flagon of beer right
now.


An interesting concept - an online drinking contest.


Ha Ha Ha! *The challenge is ON! *"Any time, any place!"


I'm enjoying a Karl Strauss Amber Lager in a frozen mug right now,
with a Hebrew National Kosher Beef Dog on the side.


Nathans is better.


But is it kosher?
  #149  
Old May 10th 08, 02:31 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default My snowbanks

In article ,
Harry wrote:

On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:36:35 -0700, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:


Some people, like my daughter, do actually like it, and are bloody good at
it
too. It's a difficult skill to master, even if it's not something you want
to
do yourself. Takes all sorts...


Bumps are one of my favorite things about skiing. There is little that
connects
you closer to the flow of the mountain than a good bump run. It is truly a
dance. My current challenge is to get to the same point on a snowboard.



MY current challenge is to introduce all snowboarders to a new sport,
called, "waterboarding."


Horvath, you've actually gotten funnier as the years go by. I lift up a
flagon of coffee to you!

Dave
  #150  
Old May 10th 08, 04:26 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
The Dream of Butter
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On May 9, 7:31 pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article ,



Harry wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:36:35 -0700, "Bob F" wrote
this crap:


Some people, like my daughter, do actually like it, and are bloody good at
it
too. It's a difficult skill to master, even if it's not something you want
to
do yourself. Takes all sorts...


Bumps are one of my favorite things about skiing. There is little that
connects
you closer to the flow of the mountain than a good bump run. It is truly a
dance. My current challenge is to get to the same point on a snowboard.


MY current challenge is to introduce all snowboarders to a new sport,
called, "waterboarding."


Horvath, you've actually gotten funnier as the years go by. I lift up a
flagon of coffee to you!

Horvath is a comedic genius.

Believe it or not, he's a gentleman was well. And a mighty Hungarian
warrior, which kinda goes without saying.
 




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