Yanked Season Pass

"Sue" wrote in message
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So hard that the OP hasn't answered any questions or incoherently
flamed anyone who criticised him. Nothing but a lingering smell of
troll.
I can't wait to tell our trip organiser about the law against
skiing under the influence: if he wants to go there he'll be going
on his own!

They do have that law. But it's one of those designed to have
something in place for the (very) occasional asshole. In addition,
borders have added a population that seems to consider it a badge of
"honor" to not be able to handle their booze.

ant wrote:
Sam Seiber wrote:

pigo wrote:

I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that approach.
NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to lose
the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some ******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume and
quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert

"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...
ant wrote:
Sam Seiber wrote:

pigo wrote:

I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert

So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?

pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?



Why do you have this need to lie?

The part quoted certainly was from you.

===========================
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 18:22:00 -0600
Reply-To: "pigo"
From: "pigo"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
References:
Subject: Yanked Season Pass
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:08:11 -0700

I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning skiing
while intoxicated.
==========================

Bert

pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?



So I take it you don't buy ant's claim that the reason she lost the race
at Whistler was because she was under the influence. She was
just out-skied.

"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...
pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?



So I take it you don't buy ant's claim that the reason she lost the race
at Whistler was because she was under the influence. She was
just out-skied.

At first I thought this recent outbreak of Bert Hoff replies might be SA
posting under an assumed name (now why would I think that?), but I see by
the putting-words-in-people's-mouths habit that it really is our old dear
friend and counselor.

In article ,
Bert Hoff wrote:

pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?



So I take it you don't buy ant's claim that the reason she lost the race
at Whistler was because she was under the influence. She was
just out-skied.

I read that to mean that no one was taking that "funsy" race seriously
except your buddy Scott.

I don't buy your claim that she said anything about "being under the
influence." In fact she says "We buggered around" "we did some
backward skiing" "we did 360s" "we wondered if we should go down yet"
but when it comes to the liquor she says "some ******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was whisky)"

I didn't see where she said "We drank" anything. I did see where you
are putting woods in peoples mouths again. Does anybody ever buy that?
Anywhere?

Even Scott admits when it comes to the para-lawyering, even he knows
more than you.

D

"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...
pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you to
lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had a
large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language. I
think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to me
for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't see
anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that was
present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think she
would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop on
schatties back?



So I take it you don't buy ant's claim that the reason she lost the race
at Whistler was because she was under the influence. She was
just out-skied.

OK. I accept that she was out-skied, for whatever reason, and further will
admit that Scot is the best skier ever to have boasteda bout his ability on
RSA.

So when is he going to honor his commitment to the $1000 dowhill race with
me?

"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...
pigo wrote:
"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...

ant wrote:

Sam Seiber wrote:


pigo wrote:


I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.

IIRC, in Colorado there sure as hell is! No drugs or drinkie
while
out making turns!


And despite being an enthusiastic boozer, I heartily endorse that
approach. NO grog (or drugs) while skiing.



This is so funny! A stitch!

You were just bragging about how being doped up was what led you
to lose the race to Scott so badly at Whistler!

===============
From: "ant"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
Subject: Beginner Ski Video Clips
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:10:49 +1100

Hmmm, the "race" at whistler. We buggered around, we did some
backward
skiing, we did 360s, we wondered if we should go down yet, some
******* had
a pocketful of flasks of whisky (or was it rum? I think it was
whisky).
Should be go down yet? OK well not yet. Glug.

Then it was a scuttle down to the bottom, as some evil person had
a large
packet of Marijuana, which was employed on the gondola ride back
up. I live
in a state where this stuff is legal, but I must say, the volume
and quality
of this stuff was world class. Although the person packing the
pipe-thing
got chastised for doing it wrong, in rich and colourful language.
I think
there must have been volumes of smoke pouring out the top vents of
that
gondola. Holy Buggering Mary!
=============

Bert


So many things wrong with 'ol berties post. There's attribution to
me for part of that post, none of which is from me. And I don't
see anywhere that Ant said she was doing any of that stuff that
was present. She didn't even know if it was rum or whisky. I think
she would have had she had some. Did you type it with your laptop
on schatties back?

Why do you have this need to lie?

The part quoted certainly was from you.

===========================
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 18:22:00 -0600
Reply-To: "pigo"
From: "pigo"
Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
References:
Subject: Yanked Season Pass
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:08:11 -0700

I'd have to really doubt that there is a state law concerning
skiing
while intoxicated.
==========================

Bert

Made you look!

"Bert Hoff" wrote in message
...


So I take it you don't buy ant's claim that the reason she lost the
race at Whistler was because she was under the influence. She was
just out-skied.

I didn't see her claim that.

And I've seen both of them ski. It would be impossible for anyone to
be "out-skied" by your private butt pirate.