Written by Barry White's cousin, Bubba White:

Whatever STD I got,
Oooh, Schattie, you got it.
We gonna be so close, I just can't live without it.

Deeper and deeper, I shove my dick up you.
Into your colon, until your face turns blue
Right here, right now, right in this prison cell
You better believe I'll make your life a living hell

I'm gonna fill you up
Stick my dick up your trunk butt
I'm gonna give you AIDS
Won't use no mayonnaise
Cain't wait for you to git to jail,
And be my substitute fe-male!