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Old January 1st 20, 01:05 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Default New Year's Resolutions

[Default] On Mon, 30 Dec 2019 23:01:57 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 2:49:14 PM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to:

1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since
1982. I feel better already.)

2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic
Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.)

3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.)

Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us.


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