New Year's Resolutions
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to:
1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since
1982. I feel better already.)
2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic
Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.)
3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.)
Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us.
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Horvath
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