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Old December 30th 19, 10:49 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Default New Year's Resolutions

This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to:

1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since
1982. I feel better already.)

2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic
Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.)

3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.)

Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us.


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