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Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
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On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her kitchen. Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom... -- Cheers, Bev You need only three tools: WD-40, duct tape and a hammer. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape. If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem. |
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 10:54:09 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote: On Thursday, August 9, 2018 at 8:45:44 AM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote: On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote: Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her kitchen. Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom... So charming, two psychopathic pathological liars bonding. Just goes to prove that sick, disgusting, despicable freaks needs friends, too. Trunky is so fat. How fat is he? His nose hairs have their own zip code. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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Scott is so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued..."
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Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:
Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through. |
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You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.
One mo Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. |
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On Thursday, August 16, 2018 at 6:22:05 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command. One mo Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. He is our servant. Our butler. Our Trunk Butler |
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Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.
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On Saturday, August 18, 2018 at 4:40:57 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food. Schattie's trunk butt hangs down so low, he can use it to paint a median strip! |
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On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote: Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy: Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through. A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string of sausages. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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